"Sensitive?" This is the voice of a doctor who doesn't entirely get what's being said to him, but is game to play along until he figures it out. There are no bad reasons to seek out medical care, after all.

"Well, I'm happy to assure you we take patient confidentiality very seriously, Mr. Elsworth." First Aid reaches for the appointment calendar. "We have a few different afternoon time slots open this week -- I could even see you this evening, if this is a time-sensitive matter. Are you experiencing any concerning symptoms?"