"Oh, I'm all for providing socialization." César will gently scoop up the kitten and place him on his lap to start petting him, completely unaware there's a sad story behind the cat distribution system.

"Watson's from 1892. I teased him about how man has been on the moon. I know his personality is a fit for mine, but I'll still check out Doctor Pierce to see which one is better for me. And there's never anything wrong with getting a second opinion if necessary."